You're so nebulous sometimes
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
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