you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Randomize
