Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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