covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I look better un-naked...
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Swine flu is the new snow day.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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