so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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