idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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