i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
it's like iHOP with fire
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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