Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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