Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
she pinky promised me she was 18
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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