Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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