have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
i now understand why vodka
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
i out mim tonsoeep
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