Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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