Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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