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I think im going to throw up on grandma
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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