talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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