I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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