Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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