okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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