it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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