We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
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