apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
