We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
whose parrot is this?
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
