Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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