We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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