Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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