I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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