do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Shame - the story of my life.
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