You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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