Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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