i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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