So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Randomize
