Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Randomize
