He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
why is half of my head shaved?
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