Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
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