I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
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