I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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