i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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