I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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