So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Oh god it's open bar.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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