One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
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