i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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