What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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