No awkward lesbian experiences without me
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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