fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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