OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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