what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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