If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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