i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
We left an ass print on the piano.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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