He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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