i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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