Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
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