NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I love you. Go after that dick
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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