Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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