People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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