Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
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